*sigh*
the day after ellen's 'incident', i finally got "bob" (the lamb/pillow thing ellen sleeps on) washed and dried i gave him back to ellen and put her to bed. about a half hour later i heard her talking and decided to check in and make sure she was behaving and staying in bed and all that good stuff. well, she was still in bed. she'd taken her diaper off and everything including bob was wet. *sigh*
this afternoon when dave came home for lunch he went in to get her up from her nap. i just have to say that this girly of mine is definetely smart and resourceful and all that. she'd found a way to play with poop without getting that disgusting side effect of getting dirty with it. she used her sock...and 'painted' one of her favorite pages of one of her favorite books. *sigh*
so she's been warned that the next diaper incident will result in a serious spanking. what else do you do?
dave informed me today that he's officially done with the junior high poop is cool phase. he's now officially on the poop is straight sick team.
(i'm sorry chris to further discourage you from children, and i'm sorry joanne that your grandchildren will be even further off after the telling of these delightful stories)
2 Comments:
Yeah, while my mom is laughing, I'm freaking out. What DO you do? How do you stop it? Yikes. That is not something I'm into. I agree that it is straight sick.
If it's any consolation, it doesn't scare me off of kids at all (I know you'll be laughing when i call you crying someday with my own kid covered in poop).
I offer a consiliatory pat on your back for your *sigh* and otherwise continue to be amused at Ellen's resourcefulness. :)
Post a Comment
<< Home